Tastes Like Purple

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arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

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amporasmakemedampora:

i dont care what you say this is the best page in homestuck

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The Little Philosopher.: Building Your House

goodforthemind:

thelittlephilosopher:

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business to live a more leisurely life with his wife and enjoy his extended family. He would miss the paycheck each week, but he wanted to retire. They could get by. 

The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go & asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The carpenter said yes, but over time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end a dedicated career. 

When the carpenter finished his work, his employer came to inspect the house. Then he handed the front-door key to the carpenter and said, “This is your house… my gift to you.”

The carpenter was shocked! 

What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently. 

So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting less than our best into the building. Then, with a shock, we realize we have to live in the house we have built. If we could do it over, we would do it much differently.

But, you cannot go back. You are the carpenter, and every day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall. Someone once said, “Life is a do-it-yourself project.” Your attitude, and the choices you make today, help build the “house” you will live in tomorrow. Therefore, Build wisely!

For real!

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

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Florida Teen Expelled, Charged With Felony For Lesbian Relationship

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pizzavanguard:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

A Florida family says their 18-year-old daughter was charged with a felony and expelled from high school as a result of a consensual, same-sex relationship with another student.

Kaitlyn Hunt started dating a female classmate at the beginning of the school year when she was 17 and the girl she was dating was 15. According to an account posted to Facebook by Kaitlyn’s mother, in February, just after Kaitlyn turned 18, she was arrested on felony charges at the behest of her girlfriend’s parents. The specific crime was “sexual battery on a person 12-16 years old.”

Kaitlyn’s mother believes the charges were motivated by anti-gay animus:

They were out to destroy my daughter, they feel like my daughter “made” their daughter gay. They are bigoted, religious zeolites [sic] that see being gay as a sin and wrong, and they blame my daughter.

But Kaitlyn’s problems did not end there. Her girlfriends’s parents appealed to the school board and had her expelled from Sebastian River High School. Kaitlyn’s mom reports that the State Attorney, Brian Workman, has offered Kaitlyn a plea deal of “of two years house arrest and one year probation.” Kaitlyn has until next Friday to accept the plea deal or face a trial.

The family has started a petition calling on the state attorney to drop the charges against Kaitlyn.

God Fucking Dammit look what straight people did this time

It kind of annoys me how this story is being interpreted.

Yes, the law was enforced discriminatorily against a lesbian relationship. However, the law isn’t just used in this way against queer relationships, and in fact the problem with the law has nothing to do with queerness: it has to do with the fact that parents are the ones to decide whether a sexual relationship that their teenage child has is statutory rape, rather than the child. That can apply to any relationship that a parent’s word can claim is sexual (read: any relationship), straight, gay, polyamorous, asexual, interracial, whatever.

It’s about the way a statutory rape law is enforced, not about an anti-queer law.

And the way the law is written, yes, she committed a felony. You have to fight the language of the law, not ask the prosecutor really nicely to drop the charges. The law is wrong, but not because it discriminates against queer people specifically.

This law is a tool that can be applied to perpetrating the whole spectrum of discrimination, but it’s not on-the-face discriminatory. Treat it complexly, because it is.

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Buttons and Mindy / Hit Home Split EP by Buttons and Mindy

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hc-svnt-dracones:

I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekov’s point of view.

The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him.

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i feel like this is the entire show summed up in one picture

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

to be frank, i really despise you.

but i’m not frank. i’m john. i think you’re really great.

stephaniesearches:

Welcome to the wonderful world of post-rock.

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razorshapes:

Dukno Yoon

Wings

Movement and interactive relationship with the body has been the most important element throughout my body of work. However through these works, I also started to explore the mechanical structure as a form. Mechanical structure becomes the most enjoyable form to me as it becomes complex yet remains simple and coherent. The contrast between metal structural form and natural feather, together with the repetitive and whimsical movements of fragile wings, provokes the imagination and evolves the intimate relationship between work and viewer/wearer. Although the recent series, segmented wings have been focused on the formal challenge to engineer an intricate movement that simulates bird wings, these works are intended to be a series of poems in which I develope my own formal language, interpret the nature of wings, create various structural forms with movements, and share the metaphor, imagination, humor, with viewer/wearer.

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